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Business babble

Huh? We do stuff. Priceless!

I am constantly struggling to not spout "marketing company babble" in an attempt to sound legitimate and win clients. My professional side gravitates toward that kind of talk, and I want to puke when I catch myself doing it.

For some reason corporate communication, in order to sound legit and important, has this certain haze around it. You never quite know what the heck is being said, but it sounds important. It's all a big turn-off for me and I'm regularly trying to tone it down myself while still trying to sound like I know what I'm doing.

I blame all this on lawyers (sorry Doug). There is no more hazy language than that of the well written legal document, designed to at once close all holes, yet still leave enough ambiguity that pretty much any claim can be argued in court with the help of the document.

For some reason, this hazy corporate-speak business babble has permeated everything and it's gross.

People don't connect to corporations, people connect to people. To be effective, marketing should sound like it comes from a person.

Anyhow - check out this site, read through it and laugh out loud. It's great.

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Amy Gahran

That was an excellent posting, Carson! I just recommended it to my readers in my own weblog, CONTENTIOUS (http://blog.contentious.com) . See "Priceless Resources for Corporate Communications" (http://blog.contentious.com/archives/000127.html )

I'm intrigued that you blame hazy corporate hype on lawyers. Could you possibly elaborate on that point in a future posting? I'd really love to hear more about that.

I'm very interested in the concept of "corporate journalism" -- that is, taking a journalistic approach to corporate communications. (See my other recent posting on this topic: http://blog.contentious.com/archives/000126.html ). One of the main reasons I'm advocating corporate journalism is that the hazy corporate hype you complain about here often seems to undermine a company's communication goals
because it lacks credibility. I'll be covering this topic more in CONTENTIOUS. Check it out if you're interested.

Thanks,

Amy Gahran
- Editor, CONTENTIOUS
- Writer, Editor, and Trainer: http://gahran.com

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